eggcup:

2003gazette:

eggcup:

we should domesticate seals

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

that’s the world i want to live in

darthvqder:

i relate to luke skywalker because when that guy in the cantina says “he doesn’t like you” luke just goes “i’m sorry” and that’s exactly what i would do

n0-p0st-0n-sunday:

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

i would advise you to avoid santa

kenzieperth:

jedi-giraffe:

theprincessleia:

people talk about how extra anakin and luke are but no one ever mentions how leia:

• was scheduled for execution when luke and han freed her from her cell and still gave them a shit about it
  
• proclaimed her love to a smuggler in front of half the empire before he was frozen in carbonite
• blinks whenever she shoots; still manages to kill troopers
• impulsively pursued a trooper on endor, tried to get him to fall from his bike, fell from her bike herself, then waited until said trooper hit a tree so she could faint
• rescued her lover from jabba and when he couldn’t see her, instead of saying her name, said ‘someone who loves you’
  
• told a guy he had an awful smell while suggesting vader is the emperor’s dog, all within one sentence
• was virtually proclaimed the ewok princess while wearing a brand new dress while her friends were going to be the ewoks’ dinner
  
• kissed her own brother in order to make the guy she likes jealous
• insulted the millennium falcon and her pilot right before they were supposed to save her (on more than one occasion)
• ignored han as he tried to save her from echo base by bossing people around when they were all supposed to evacuate
• willingly almost let chewie choke lando
  
• yelled ‘IT’S A TRAP!’ dramatically first
• called han a stuck up half-witted scruffy looking nerf-herder; made out with him 3 days later
• legit made out with han in front of darth fucking vader
  

and if you read the bloodline novel she shows up at a party wearing a black dress and cape after everybody in the galaxy finds out darth vader was her real father, showing levels of extra that would make both anakin and padme proud

The Skywalker family will never be anything but Extra.